Unplanned Eureka MomentLast night was one such night. At 1am, there was a clear sky, filled only with well-focused stars and dark spaces. As I looked down the garden and upwards, my eureka moment duly arrived. Immediately, I went in for more coffee (no point in going back to bed, because the moment needs writing!)
That's a lot of writing just as an introduction to this evening's gardening article. My preference is for a shorter post. I like my blog and others too, especially when the content is brief. Anything longer than a short story sees me skimming for the main points. It's also a lot of writing without a picture to draw the eye, in a way that a thousand words never will, so here's a night crab-apple shot in the moment. Petals by Páraig tip #1 for November nights: when the phone is still upstairs by the bed, have the real camera handy for crab-apple shots.
|Crab-apple 1cm: also available on far-away gardens, methinks|
The Father Ted EffectMy suburban garden comprises smaller plants, in the main. There are taller shrubs and two trees, together with larger structures to provide perspective.
|Sweet Pea 5cm: reproducing prior to death|
In the larger scheme of things, I am somewhat bigger than most of my plants, yet much smaller than the columnar beech. I am, however, older and wiser. Yet, as I gaze upwards, with my coffee and cigarette in hand, coffee right, cigarette left, (but that's not important now), Mister Eureka makes me think of far-away gardens on planets circling far-away stars, and in the interest of balance, a particular scene from the TV series Father Ted brought me frantically back to earth. Ted is demonstrating some plastic toy cows to Dougal.
OK, one last time. These are small.... but the ones out there are far away. Small... far away.
There you have it! My little garden with the large crab-apple tree becomes rather small when taken in context. Very small compared to, let's say, Hyde Park, London; smaller still in relation to Central Park, New York, but insignificantly small when viewed alongside Mr Donald Trump's enormous nose. It's the Pinocchio effect, for the upcoming US presidential election.
|20cm Alyssum Golden Ball Our little earth is merely a small ball|
The UniverseIt is further significantly smaller when looking to the night sky. Here's a little clip to summarise the place of my garden (sometimes lovingly referred to my be as my universe):
Futurism: Scale of the Universe Please be patient, as it can take up to 15 seconds to load the universe on PC. Run the flash animation, but not sure if these will work on phones? Phones are just too small to run something this big, perhaps. Feedback very welcome, especially if it DOES, in fact, run on your phone.
12 minor thoughts along the way:
- If I were a plant, this clear sky would be an all-night affair
- The Raffesia flower is the largest on earth, blooming to a diameter of approx. 1 metre (3 feet). It features in the first animation above, but not in Ireland
- The following are in my garden, in diminishing size order: earthworms, ants, clay particles, hydrogen atoms (lots of these present), chlorine nuclei and high energy neutrinos. The latter is probably unproven, yet I'm going with it. These may even combine to form other interesting stuff.
|30cm Calendula, commonly known as Pot Marigold.|
- I'm certain there's a garden like mine far far away out there
- I'm wondering are there garden bloggers out there, sharing eureka thoughts on some universal social media? I'd love to make the connection, to share my crab-apple!
- Garden plants and star names are normally in latin, and some share a common name eg Venus, cosmos, aquilegia (Lady's Finger)
- By now, a second coffee might go down well
|About my size: Acer palmatum|
- Father Ted is an Irish TV sitcom, produced by British independent production company Hat Trick Productions. The Irish do comedy, but it takes the renowned British to produce it!
- November 2nd is known as all Souls' Day. I'm not religious, but I do believe in an after-life
- My brother, Gary, is somewhere out there, and also very close to my earth garden
- Is there an after-life for plants? Of course there is, in an altered state. My deceased dahlia from 2012 is now changed to living soil
- Burning the midnight oil, stargazing and blogging is best when retired and not concerned with the world of early morning work
|Larger than me: Callicarpa bodineiri "Beauty Berry"|
- it was a cold clear cloudless night
- there were lots of very well-focused stars and things even at 8pm
- night cycling is a terrific buzz, but that's not important now
- As an experiment in perspective, the six plants photographed are in increasing size order.
- Raffesia website. This will blow your mind. Considered one of the rarest in the world not only for its gigantic petals but also for the putrid smell it emits to attract pollinators and prey, the genus rafflesia is endemic in Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia and the Philippines.
- Hyde Park covers 142 hectares (350 acres) and Kensington Gardens covers 111 hectares (275 acres), giving a total area of 253 hectares (625 acres), making their combined area larger than the Principality of Monaco (196 hectares or 480 acres), though smaller than the Bois de Boulogne in Paris (845 hectares, or 2090 acres).
- Central Park is an urban park in middle-upper Manhattan, within New York City. Central Park is the most visited urban park in the United States, with 40 million visitors in 2013. It is also one of the most filmed locations in the world. The Park was established in 1857 on 778 acres (315 ha) of city-owned land
- In Lutheran Europe, the practice of "souling" is interesting. Bread cakes are baked for children who walk from door to door begging for alms or “soul-cakes”. For consumerist Europe, substitute sweets, and disregard the connection to honouring the dead.
- It was probably inspiration from the more “folksy” traditions among the Irish and Scottish immigrants to the USA, which generated the commercial Halloween which has been taken up so enthusiastically only recently by Europeans.
|President of something bigger than himself? The universe should be worried.|
Happy November gardening, wherever you are, no matter how large or small your universe,
“I am intrigued by writers who garden and gardeners who write. The pen and the trowel are not interchangeable, but seem often linked.” ― Marta McDowell (and adopted for Petals by Paraig).